- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
i laughed way too hard
this movie was a masterpiece
Favorite joke of 2014