February 2012
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
Anonymous asked: Wow, so you are really the girl in the avatar. Damn, you are hot.
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Anonymous asked: Can u post a pic of yourself?
people: hey do you have friends?
me: sure! all ten seasons
me: i just want a guy that wears flannels and band shirts and can grow a nice beard and plays guitar and likes a day to remember and listens to records and reads comic books and blogs and hates the world
cat:
me: is that too much to ask for
cat: meow
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
no one: wow i really like you